Eva Longoria was too drunk to remember Kim Kardashian’s wedding to Kris Humphries


Eva Longoria was too drunk to remember anything from Kim Kardashian’s wedding to Kris Humphries.

Just when we thought we couldn’t love her more, our favourite Desperate Housewife admitted she was seriously trollied at Kim’s nuptials to basketball player Kris in 2011.

What a woman, eh?

It all came out during the 44-year-old’s appearance on Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen.

The actress was asked by a viewer if she’d ‘noticed’ anything from the big day that hinted at how short Kim and Kris’ marriage would be.

Eva took a moment to think, before replying firmly: ‘No, I don’t even remember the wedding. Again, I was drunk most of the time.’

Kim, 38, and Kris, 34, tied the knot in August 2011 – just 11 months after she was first spotted at one of his basketball games.

The reality star, who now has four children with hubby Kanye West, filed for divorce just 71 days later after admitting she was ‘miserable’ with Kris.

Eva was clearly on a roll, and also admitted she didn’t remember the wedding being filmed for an E! special.

‘Were you annoyed that you went and it was all being filmed?’ Andy asked.

Eva answered: ‘Umm, no I don’t remember that either. Was it filmed? It was filmed! Oh I don’t remember that.’

In fact, all Longoria really recalled was being seated next to Ryan Seacrest and being pretty peeved about it.

She said: ‘I remember I sat next to Ryan Seacrest so I was on-camera a lot. Do you know what I mean – because he was the producer of the show – and that’s what I was annoyed at.’

The Hollywood star joked that she thought: ‘Why am I sitting next to you [Ryan]? I want to relax!’

Oh Eva… we’ve all been there. Well we haven’t, but you know, solidarity and all that.

Kim’s first marriage was at the age of 19 to music producer Damon Thomas in 2000, which ended three years later.

She tied the knot for a second time with Kris, and it was third time lucky when she said ‘I do’ to Kanye West in May 2014 after two years of dating.

God, we love a happy ending.


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